March 19, 2024

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Lauren Alexis Helps the Day Go By Faster -

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Bored from the Pandemic? Tiktok -

Friday, August 20, 2021

HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week) -

Saturday, July 18, 2020

HOTW: Levy Tran -

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Dildo Stick Shifter?? yeshomo?? -

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

MOTW- Man of The Week -

Friday, March 16, 2018

Fast Cars, Hot Women -

Friday, March 2, 2018

Airplane Vents -

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Right Wing Hottie of the Week Martina Markota -

Thursday, December 21, 2017

It Adds Flavor -

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Drop That Kitty -

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Rudolph Can’t Help Himself -

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Blow Before You Swallow -

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Go Go – A Dying Art -

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Reasons Not to Hang Out in San Jose -

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Happy Turkey Day -

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

HOTW: Nathalie Emmanuel -

Monday, November 13, 2017

Happy Veterans Day 2017 -

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Not So New But New Dildos -

Friday, November 10, 2017

Robosexuality!!!!! and robot hottie of the week -

Friday, November 10, 2017

  • Lauren Alexis Helps the Day Go By Faster

    We love these videos to help our days go by faster.

  • Bored from the Pandemic? Tiktok

    Or at least that’s what I’m doing these days to get over some boredom.

  • HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week)

    300Well well well .. Amy Cooper .. america’s sweetheart. vs this beefcake of a man Christian Cooper.. we have all seen the video.. It’s truly cringe worthy .. but who of us has’nt dated a brunette girl in yoga pants with a labradoodle dog. Heck i’m dating one now. So here we have the beef cake and the karen .. these 2 should just bang it out and get it over with .. there is so much sexual tension here. This pandemic is bring out the racism in everyone .. This is truly a missed oppurtunity.. I am re-writing this…

  • HOTW: Levy Tran

    I remember when Macguyver was all about 1.5 guys going around trying to save the world. The new Macguyver started a little bit that way and has now evolved into a mix of characters. Today’s HOTW is San Jose’s own Levy Tran!. She’s done a bunch of other series including Furious 7, Jungle Justice, Chosen Kin, and Shameless. Oh, and there was also the Haunting on House Hill. Totally forgot to mention she was on MTV’s Guy Code and the First Purge. Just when you think she’s all about the tats, we find out that she’s just about working out,…

  • Dildo Stick Shifter?? yeshomo??

    So the other day Maverick .. wanted to put one of those large dildo drift shifters in my car I yelled at him profusely and then hung up on him. Well this young lady helpped me see the bigger picture ..my views on it have softened.. or hardened .. if you get my drift .. Ok I’m sold!!  Lets install it It does make me feel wierd to watch this young lady attack the dildo shifter . I mean I guess i am imagining i am the dildo .. but she is making the dildo look delicious .. ok well…

Foodie

Dildo Stick Shifter?? yeshomo??

Aug 22, 2018

So the other day Maverick .. wanted to put one of those large dildo drift shifters in my car I yelled at him profusely and then hung up on him. Well this young lady helpped me see the bigger picture ..my views on it have softened.. or hardened .. if you get my drift .. Ok I’m sold!!  Lets install it It does make me feel wierd to watch this young lady attack the dildo shifter . I mean I guess i am imagining i am the dildo .. but she is making the dildo look delicious .. ok well…

Blow Before You Swallow

Dec 5, 2017

Oldie but a goodie.

Happy Turkey Day

Nov 21, 2017

There isn’t much about turkey and lettb this round. Just wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving. We’ll catch up once we wake up. Also, kids, do not try this at home. We do love that she does not have a gag reflex.  

Girls in Socks

HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week)

300Well well well .. Amy Cooper .. america’s sweetheart. vs this beefcake of a man Christian Cooper.. we have all seen the video.. It’s truly cringe worthy .. but who of us has’nt dated a brunette girl in yoga pants with a labradoodle dog. Heck i’m dating one now. So here we have the beef cake and the karen .. these 2 should just bang it out and get it over with .. there is so much sexual tension here. This pandemic is bring out the racism in everyone .. This is truly a missed oppurtunity.. I am re-writing this…

Knee Highs!

Not sure what this is about but it popped up on my feed. Enjoy! Because I did.

Where It Started

I think this is where my obsession with girls in socks all started.