July 18, 2024


Lauren Alexis Helps the Day Go By Faster -

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Bored from the Pandemic? Tiktok -

Friday, August 20, 2021

HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week) -

Saturday, July 18, 2020

HOTW: Levy Tran -

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Dildo Stick Shifter?? yeshomo?? -

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

MOTW- Man of The Week -

Friday, March 16, 2018

Fast Cars, Hot Women -

Friday, March 2, 2018

Airplane Vents -

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Right Wing Hottie of the Week Martina Markota -

Thursday, December 21, 2017

It Adds Flavor -

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Drop That Kitty -

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Rudolph Can’t Help Himself -

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Blow Before You Swallow -

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Go Go – A Dying Art -

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Reasons Not to Hang Out in San Jose -

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Happy Turkey Day -

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

HOTW: Nathalie Emmanuel -

Monday, November 13, 2017

Happy Veterans Day 2017 -

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Not So New But New Dildos -

Friday, November 10, 2017

Robosexuality!!!!! and robot hottie of the week -

Friday, November 10, 2017

HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week)

300Well well well .. Amy Cooper .. america’s sweetheart. vs this beefcake of a man Christian Cooper.. we have all seen the video.. It’s truly cringe worthy .. but who of us has’nt dated a brunette girl in yoga pants with a labradoodle dog. Heck i’m dating one now. So here we have the beef cake and the karen .. these 2 should just bang it out and get it over with .. there is so much sexual tension here.

This pandemic is bring out the racism in everyone .. This is truly a missed oppurtunity.. I am re-writing this scene

Amy Cooper: I’m calling my friend! don’t you move

Charles Cooper: ummmm I’m just out here watching some birds.

Amy Cooper (on phone): Becky there is this black man with me in the park.. we are all alone .. and I am feeling butterflies…

Charles Cooper: umm I’m gonna leave

Amy Cooper(still on phone): Don’t you dare leave… Becky he is so hot and he’s got guns .. I’m mean his arms are huge and I’m scared ..

Charles Cooper: well I do work out

Amy Cooper: He better give me his gotdamm phone number .. mommy likey and i have been quaratining with purpledildo .. I need this .. i really need this.. but he is so big and scary and that smile

Becky(from the phone): ooooh ask him if he has a cute friend!

Charles Cooper: are you calling the cops or asking me out on a date ?

Amy Cooper:Both!

And Scene

Side note .. if you listen closely. You can hear the dog yelling. “raaaacissst .. i’m with a racissst . someone help .. she’s racccissst”