June 20, 2024


Lauren Alexis Helps the Day Go By Faster -

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Bored from the Pandemic? Tiktok -

Friday, August 20, 2021

HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week) -

Saturday, July 18, 2020

HOTW: Levy Tran -

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Dildo Stick Shifter?? yeshomo?? -

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

MOTW- Man of The Week -

Friday, March 16, 2018

Fast Cars, Hot Women -

Friday, March 2, 2018

Airplane Vents -

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Right Wing Hottie of the Week Martina Markota -

Thursday, December 21, 2017

It Adds Flavor -

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Drop That Kitty -

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Rudolph Can’t Help Himself -

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Blow Before You Swallow -

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Go Go – A Dying Art -

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Reasons Not to Hang Out in San Jose -

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Happy Turkey Day -

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

HOTW: Nathalie Emmanuel -

Monday, November 13, 2017

Happy Veterans Day 2017 -

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Not So New But New Dildos -

Friday, November 10, 2017

Robosexuality!!!!! and robot hottie of the week -

Friday, November 10, 2017

Lauren Alexis Helps the Day Go By Faster

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HOTW- and HROTW (Hottie Racist of the Week)

300Well well well .. Amy Cooper .. america’s sweetheart. vs this beefcake of a man Christian Cooper.. we have all seen the video.. It’s truly cringe worthy .. but who of us has’nt dated a brunette girl in yoga pants with a labradoodle dog. Heck i’m dating one now. So here we have the beef cake and the karen .. these 2 should just bang it out and get it over with .. there is so much sexual tension here. This pandemic is bring out the racism in everyone .. This is truly a missed oppurtunity.. I am re-writing this…

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MOTW- Man of The Week

Usually around this time we appoint .. a Hottie of the week. Here we have to give props where its due   I present to you Man of the Week!! Man Of The Week gotdammit!! Hey we all use what we got to get what we want .. some of us artist .. some of us chefs some of us play ball .. and some just use money .. The Rich guy in the Benz .. has a probably .,. he’s got 2 hotties he wants to take back to the villa .. but only room for 1. Luckily the…

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Right Wing Hottie of the Week Martina Markota

RWHOTW   Well It looks like the internet as we know it is dead for now.   Ajit Pai of the FCC has killed it. As he killed it he made a series of videos rubbing it in the face of the American people.           One of them was a harlem shake video.     Where I immediately noticed that hottie on the right and said I have to find out who would be in a video with this douche bag   Well folks here we have our RWHOTW!!!!! Martina Markota . . whaaaat      …

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HOTW: Nathalie Emmanuel

Best known for Missandei from Game of Thrones, this hottie has also made her presence known in the Fast and the Furious franchise. Out of the two shows, it’s difficult to decide where she did best. You can take a peek of her full body in Game of Thrones. Sometimes it isn’t always about the full body shot. In the following photos, you can see why she’s the hottie of the week. There are candid photos of her in the same bathing suit similar to the one in Fast and Furious 7. Take a look. Candid: And from the movie:…

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Robosexuality!!!!! and robot hottie of the week

                          Robot sex .. how close are we .. and would you do it.  WestWorld lets us know its right around the corner.   Futurama told us it was illegal   This guy dont like it and looks like my friend   The deal is that once we start having sex with robots .. life as we know it would come to an end..  why would i ever leave the house If i had this waiting at home for me .. no more working out . I could…

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I’m reading this article about “What to do when a guy won’t make the first move” combined with all the Harvey Weinstein news stories and I’ve come to a conclusion that everyone sucks out there. It’s frustrating isn’t it? To a degree women are taught by society that men will be the aggressors. In a multitude of sociological ways it is neither appropriate (nor is it rewarded) when a woman is viewed upon as the assertive one in a romantic situation. There are tons of negative consequences to being “that kind of woman” and all of them allude to promiscuity…

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Olympics Great Britain HOTW

what up what the olympics are here .. we have so many country’s to cover so many HOTWs First up Great Britain  we have Jade Jones .. this HOTW got a gold in taekwondo       She can kick my ass anytime she wants .. not only is she a fantastic athlete but she is also on this site for wierdos http://www.wikifeet.com/Jade_Jones     whaaat   Well done Jade!! Well done

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Was your father a G.I. ???

Recently I was wondering around the bar   and out of nowhere.. bAMMM it hit me FlatFace .. she came out of know where .. a hottie with a flatface   Flatface!!!!!                                               Flatface – a girl of mongoleese\nepali decent with a flat face as iff her face was hit with a frying pan and Flattened but at the sme time strikingly hot stuff….. whaat whaaat. Usually her father was G.I. and while she may be tired of people…

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Alysa Bathrick – HOTW

Here’s my hottie of the week. Good ‘ol Alysa has hit the internet and gone viral. And why not. She’s a straight up hottie. I can’t wait for her porn video to come out.

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